Saturday, July 25, 2009

FOR ALL THOSE SINGLE LADIES

I forgot to post this weeks ago. My friend drew memorized the entire "Single Ladies" dance. I filmed this in my dorm room. on the far left of the shot is Travis one of my 3 room mates and the and the guy im talking to in the back ground is Lloyd.


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39 steps



SO i went to see a show called the 39 steps about a week ago but have been to busy to post to tell you about it. So before hand i went to toys'r'us to kill some time because i bought the tickets at 5:30 and the show didnt start till 8. I know im turning 18 but this shit is so cool I also noticed a few things...





Yes parents want to by a toy that says DON'T TRY ME! I BITE!






OK let me explain what this is. You pull the rip cord and it spins the wheel WITH SPIKES and lanches it in what ever derection you point it at.

HOW COULD THIS GO WRONG?





ITS A REMOTE CONTROLLED KITE!
Need i say more?




Well my fathers generation had lawn-darts but they were banned due to the fact that they were dangerous. So they changed the name and made them out of high density resin and now they are more aerodynamic. THUS SAFER!





HOW IS THIS SAFE?




As you can see, there was a typo...
Its actually called

MY FIRST SKATE
other skate sold separately






So Reebok figured out that America is getting lazier. America stopped running why should they make running shoe? So they made this device to prevent you from having to run after your kids. Also this tool teaches kids a life lesson.

NO MADDER HOW HARD YOU TRY YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE!




AHHHHHHHHHHHH SKYNET!!!




Meet Mr. Freezes inbred cousin!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA







One of the reason Batman is AWESOME is because he faces shit like that guy all the fucking time!!!





Halo LEGO's
Blow your enemies to pieces!




He has gumballs for shoulders







I just like these!





Well...

SHIT!









from the makers of DUPLOS comes SCARY SHIT






TEEEEHEHHEHEHEHEH it says trap!





The rest of the slogan on the bottom of the packaging is

"You can do it! If you can't, your retarded!"





Justin look its Optimoss Prime
to be read in a Spanish accent




Yes now you can make a live-strong band that says

"This started off as a good idea but turned into a gay fad!"




They still make this shit. Notice just like in the show there is only one poppa smurf.
Also WHO BUYS THEM? They don't even do re-runs!




{this pic is for nick}






BATTLE ROYAL


Awesome!




After that I saw 39 steps. IT WAS SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY! This wasn't a musical but it was the best play ive ever seen. up untill then my favorite play was "the odd couple" but this blew that out of the water. It was a farce of the Alfred Hitchcock thriller called the 39 step along with other movies of his. 3 guys and 1 girl play over 150 parts. It was amazing so theres that!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Shrek and Behind the scenes
















So last night I went to see Shrek the Musical and it was AMAZING. Might even be in my top 3 now. So the show was great and after I got to go backstage. I was able to do this because one of the teachers at CAP21 was in the show so i went back stage.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The 4th of July

Well i know im posting late. but here you go

Twas the night before the 5th and all threw the streets, not a creature wasn't happy while enjoying good eats.


OK F this i am way to tired to rhyme!

So i slept in on the 4th. woke up and made keca for me and 3 friends.









I really liked this street during the sunset.
As you can tell I am overjoyed to be with these two

AND AS YOU CAN SEE IM THE WORLDS GREATEST ACTOR


the guy in the plad is my friend "Boston"

OK tell me it doesn't look like the black power ranger's vespa!