"Hello this is your captain speaking. Just want to go over a few things before i fly this puppy. AIR-COUCHO is please to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry but this sucks for you because none of them are on this flight. When we have reached our cruising altitude I am going to switch the seat belt sign off at which point feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. Unfortunately smoking in the lavatories is prohibited so any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately. That said, In the event that we are going to crash Smoke’em if ya got’em! Thank you and wish me luck…"
Fun stuff and great picture...You make a father proud!!!
ReplyDeleteLove ya, Dad